Disscuss the Halo Ce matches here!

cheese007 · Disscuss the Halo Ce matches here!

I have kicked ass in all of them so far.

sonicfan126

Did you get a 'triple kill?'

cheese007

Killtacular, even, lots of running riots as well.

ShadowGangstaXXX

Halo is bullshit. Everyone go get Quake 3 right now.

sonicfan126

The cheapist thing in the game is the Plasma Sword. I was shooting at my friend with the needler and his sheild took all the needles and he killed me. Basterd.

cheese007

Sniper rifle is worse.

sonicfan126

I fucking hate that rifle. Useless unless you are far away and no one can get you.

cheese007

In which case, you're going to win no matter what.

sonicfan126

You know what I hate in halo? That flying thing. I had a hard time killing someone that was flying one of those.

cheese007

The Banshee? You would hate me then.

sonicfan126

Yeah, that. BTW, what do you think is the most cheapist gun in the game?

cheese007

Sniper rifle, no doubt about it.

ShadowGangstaXXX

Actually, the sniper rifle still works well at close range since Bungie is retarded and they put a reticle on it even when you aren't scoping. You just aim and shoot. Pistols are also really good because they're an instant kill from across the map if you get a headshot. They're basically the same weapon except that pistols shoot faster.

Also, rocket launchers and fuel rod cannons are both the shittiest weapons imaginable. Let's see, I could take my time to predict exactly where my enemy is going to go and then strategically shoot in that location, and then watch as my rocket explodes a foot away from them and they don't actually die. I will then have to reload, which takes about five seconds. During this time, they will likely have pulled out a shotgun, walked up and murdered me. They will then proceed to rape my corpse. Or, I could pull out a sniper rifle, shoot them once from any range without having to lead my shot or have any skill at all other than point-and-click, and then watch as they die and type all sorts of obscenities into the chat.

Oh, yeah, and the homing bullet auto-aim basically guarantees that you win if you choose a sniper rifle or a pistol. This game sucks.

cheese007

Like I said, really fucking cheap. Also, you never explained why the FRC sucked.

sonicfan126

Halo is only good online, I hate the single player. I"m still a nood at Halo becouse I play it at my friends house once an a while.

ShadowGangstaXXX

cheese007

The levels we played today were amazing.

sonicfan126

Why? What happend?

ShadowGangstaXXX

Well, for one thing, you weren't there.

sonicfan126

Hahaha. Funny. Ohh.....SGXXX what smartass coment will you make next?

cheese007

ITS SO ROUND AND OUT THERE!

sonicfan126

One time in Halo, I was about to steal a hummer, then a sniper rifle asshole got me upside the head. Fuck we lost the match cuz of that asshole.

cheese007

Hence why I don't usually allow sniping in any of the games I host.

sonicfan126

I mean really, who is that good with the goddam rifle? I'm one to talk but, don't these people have lives outside Halo?

cheese007

The piston is even more cheap, especially since its really common.

sonicfan126

How so?

cheese007

As Makkusu put it, you can get a kill from across the map with a well-aimed headshot.

sonicfan126

Wow, but can't you do that with any gun?

cheese007

Pistol is really accurate.

sonicfan126

Huh, do you turn the pistol off when you play online?

cheese007

I usually use all heavy weapons with health set to 400%.

sonicfan126

Whats the most useless gun?

cheese007

Everything sans the pistol and sniper rifle.

cheese007

Here's makkusu's opinion about my level choices.

ShadowGangstaXXX

"One time in Halo, I was about to steal a hummer, then a sniper rifle asshole got me upside the head. Fuck we lost the match cuz of that asshole."
That asshole was probably me.

"I mean really, who is that good with the goddam rifle? I'm one to talk but, don't these people have lives outside Halo?"
I don't know, man, you sort of just point at their head and then click. I don't know how you can miss. It's like trying to click an icon on your desktop and missing. Sniping is only hard if you use an actual analog stick instead of a mouse.

"Wow, but can't you do that with any gun?"
No. Sniper rifles and pistols are pretty much 100% accurate as far as I can tell, and the bullet doesn't arc or take time to reach its target, so there's no skill involved whatsoever. Try shooting with an AR just at the air and you'll notice your bullets flying in all sorts of random ass directions. Shitguns are only effective if your enemy is a few feet away and retarded, rocket launchers are guaranteed to miss from across the map unless your enemy is either stationary or moving in a straight line. All Covenant weapons are obviously shit because their bullets move slow as Master Chief. The only good gun in the game is the pistol. The game developers even verify how overpowered it is, since turning off sniping turns off sniper rifles and pistols. What the hell?

"Whats the most useless gun?"
Anything that isn't human made is completely worthless in all situations in this stupid game.

sonicfan126

ShadowGangstaXXX

Come play. Cheese sucks at this game.

sonicfan126

cheese007

sonicfan126

cheese007

Aside from when I died a fuckton of times at the beginning, me and makkusu owned all sorts of ass. Btw, download the following map,
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=3316

sonicfan126

Cheese, tell me, why would I download a halo map if I never play halo in the first place?

cheese007

Because I said so.

sonicfan126

That makes no sence. I would just waste space on a very shitty computer.

cheese007

HOW SHIT CAN THAT THING FUCKING BE?

sonicfan126

Very, I can hardly go on the forums.

cheese007

WHAT?!

sonicfan126

cheese007

YOUR PC SUCKS IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF BUFFALO COCK

sonicfan126

NOT THIS ONE FOO!

cheese007

SPECS PLOX

sonicfan126

WHUT?

cheese007

YOUR PROCESSOR, GPU, RAM, ETC.

sonicfan126

AND HOW WUT I FIND THAT SIRS?

cheese007

http://service.futuremark.com/virtualmark/start.action

sonicfan126

No fucking way am I instaling that.

cheese007

YOU DON'T HAVE TO INSTALL FUCK

sonicfan126

Bullshit! You do! It says that right in the link!

cheese007

IT'S TRUSTWORTHY FUCK!
EDIT: GRAMMAR!

sonicfan126

NO ITS NOT!

cheese007

HOW THE FUCK IS IT NOT? PEOPLE HAVE RANKINGS ON PLACES LIKE OCFORUMS JUST FOR 3DMARK SCORES!

sonicfan126

LIES! I WILL NEVER DOWNLOAD THAT!

cheese007

http://www.ocforums.com/showthread.php?t=486120&highlight=3dmark
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

sonicfan126

HOLY SHIT!

cheese007

SO GO RUN THE DAMNED PROGRAM FUCKFACE!

sonicfan126

SAY PLEASE SHITHEAD!

cheese007

PLEASE SHITHEAD!

sonicfan126

I MENT PLEASE, NOT PLEASE SHITHEAD, SHITHEAD!

cheese007

PLEASE!

sonicfan126

K THATS BETTER!

cheese007

WHAT WAS YOUR SCORE?

sonicfan126

OVER 9000. NO RLY.

cheese007

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

sonicfan126

OH, IT DID HAPPEN.

cheese007

PICS?

sonicfan126

cheese007

THEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ASSFACE!

sonicfan126

SAYS YOU ASSCLOWN.

cheese007

PROVE ME WRONG

sonicfan126

OVER NINE THOUSAND.

FUCKLED

cheese007

OVER NINE THOUAND

PENISES

sonicfan126

cheese007

ALL IN YOUR MOUTH!

sonicfan126

cheese007

DON'T LIE; YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!

sonicfan126

NO!
NO!
NO!

cheese007

YES!
YES!
YES!

sonicfan126

NO! NO WAi!

cheese007

YES! YES WAI!

sonicfan126

SPARTA!

cheese007

WHAT?

sonicfan126

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

cheese007

NO, IT ISN'T YOU FUCKFACE!

sonicfan126

10 PAGES OF AWESOMENESS!!

cheese007

MOAR LIKE TEN PAGES OF PURE FAIL AMIRITE?

sonicfan126

YAUAR!

cheese007

sonicfan126

LOCK MAKES U DUM

cheese007

LOOK I'M USING SHIFT!

sonicfan126

SHIFT?