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Dear VGH,Will you be my valentine?
Come here with me as we sip some wine.
We'll have a nice dinner, talk for a bit,
discuss our lovely future as we sit.
I have watched you since you were born,
your every post toots my horn.
Your sleek format, the design of a goddess,
your shiny buttons I'd love to press.
All day, all night, I think about you,
constantly refreshing, watching what you do.
You have survived for such a long time,
that I felt the urge to write this rhyme.
Alas, I am but a lonely guy,
words are not enough, but I still must try,
"how do I love thee," let me count the ways,
my every sentence would be filled with praise.
I love you so, so very much,
so tantalizing and smooth to the touch.
So full of humor, witty too,
explosive epic lulz, it's true!
You are my star, shining bright,
radiating with a blue light,
Our fates were meant to intertwine
so please be my valentine.
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